I truly believe that one of Martin Freeman’s great-grandparents must have been a leprechaun or a fairy or some shit 

because there is no other explanation for why he is the way that he is

It must be strange to be a beloved celebrity 

to just be sitting on your couch eating whale soup or whatever famous people eat and think

“I could make a video of myself brushing my teeth and millions of people worldwide would pay to see it”