The monkey's got the locamotive under control



Rachel. 22. I spent most of my childhood pretending to be Robin Hood. Now I spend most of my time pretending to be an adult.


my cats get so excited when I feed them Fancy Feast that it makes me feel like some kind of benevolent god


posted 1 month ago with 6 notes
#cats #personal #about me

I had a dream last night that I was the Doctor, and I invited Stephen Fry into my TARDIS to be my companion! 


Also I was pregnant

and had an army of tigers

so that was weird.



Studying for a psychology test 


Rose are red

Violets are blue

You activate my medial forebrain cluster

And my hypothalamus too!



I think I love food more than most people 


by which I mean

  • I think I love food more than most people love food

and

  • I think I love food more than I love most people

posted 3 months ago with 7 notes
#about me

petshopgirl:

When me, Rachel, Liz and Tyler come together to chat an angel gets its wings 

ThePaisleyElf: Liz is truly the one hetero port in a storm of gayness.

petshopgirl:

When me, Rachel, Liz and Tyler come together to chat an angel gets its wings 

ThePaisleyElf: Liz is truly the one hetero port in a storm of gayness.



A Drunken Night in the Life 


Tyler: Is there anything in particular you’d like me to play on the piano?

Me: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCK IT EVERYWHERE

Tyler: No.



How a Long-Term Relationship Works 


Me: When do you get done with your last class?

Tyler: 5:30. Why?

Me: Wanna have sex when you get home?

Tyler: Sure.

Me: Cool.

*both of us turn back to our computers*



OUR INTERNET WAS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS 


We owed ONE DOLLAR on our bill and they SHUT IT OFF

I WAS SO LOST AND ALONE YOU GUYS I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

IT WAS AWFUL SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND HOLD ME