killallthespiders replied to your post: Somehow managed to spill gasoline all over myself…

to my bucket list buddy: this happened to me 3 months ago. the “automatic pump” felt the need to overflow my gas tank before shutting off. I happened to be leaning against my car at the time. you’re not alone :) we should add this to our list.

YAY

Knowing that this has happened to you as well leads me to believe that this ONLY happens to superior beings, like ourselves. So we should probably take it as a source of pride.