So Hufflepuff It Hurts

Destiel or Sherlock/John OR wildcard: Sylar/Mohinder GO GO GO 

OH MY GOD can you even imagine how much I would have shipped Sylar/Mohinder if I had been on Tumblr in my Heroes days. Can you. Even imagine.

AND AND AND

it pains me to say this but I’m gonna have to choose John/Sherlock.

I LOVE DEAN AND CAS SO MUCH I REALLY DO. They were the gay love that pierced through my slash veil and saved the day. They were my first big ship ever AND my first ever interest in slash! I WROTE SORT OF ALMOST SEXUAL FIC FOR THEM AND THAT IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME OKAY.

But…um, forgive my opinion, but Supernatural has gone somewhat…downhill lately, quality wise.

WHICH IS WHY SUPERNATURAL ENDED AFTER SEASON FIVE BUT SAM GOT OUT OF THE PIT OKAY AND DEAN AND CASTIEL GOT A HOUSE TOGETHER NEXT DOOR TO BOBBY’S AND SAM WENT BACK TO COLLEGE AND MET AN AWESOME GIRL AND HAD A SHIT TON OF CHILDREN AND THE APOCALYPSE IS OVER BUT DEAN, CASTIEL AND SAM STILL GO HUNTING FOR WEREWOLVES AND TULPAS AND WENDIGOS AND SHIT ON THE WEEKENDS AND THEY’RE ALL JUST A BIG HAPPY FAMILY. AND DEAN AND CASTIEL CAN HAVE ANGEL BABIES OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE GODDAMN HOW CUTE WOULD A TODDLER WITH WINGS BE.

ahem

But anyway, John/Sherlock continues to be so genuine and good and amazing and CANON OKAY. All of their angst and manpain and the emotional trauma that they bring to me, the fan, is based on love (OH MY GOD SHERLOCK FAKED HIS DEATH TO SAVE JOHN’S LIFE BUT NOW JOHN IS ALONE AGAIN AND MISSES HIM SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST LET THE PAIN END) rather than being based on sub-par writing, OOC characters, and plots that make no sense.

DESTIEL

BB I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BUT YOU STARTED ABUSING YOUR POWER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND I HAVE GOT TO MOVE ON.

Just look at them. Doesn’t it warm your heart? No? How about now?

Yeah. That’s what I thought. It cannot be resisted.