March 2012
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I get the impression that Sherlock would have a...
thepaisleyelf:
Like John would be taking a shower and Sherlock would just bust in:
“John, Lestrade just called, we’ve got a new case, I—”
“Jesus fuck, Sherlock, Im in the shower!”
“Not important.”
Anonymous asked: What are you drunk-watching currently?
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GYS
I just saw the Hunger games and I had three dirin s(because its a theater with a BAR AFTTACHED) and omg gale is such a bitter little bitch and peeeeeeetttttaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5ever
now Im at a computer porgramer party where EVERYONE HAS LAPTOPS so I can socialiseze for a while and then retreate to Tumblr its ALL IVE EVER WANTED
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Conversation between two 7 year olds in the...
Evelyn: I had a dream where all the people were zombies, so I grabbed the biggest knife I could find and CUT OFF ALL THEIR HEADS!
Alana: But you can’t kill them because zombies are already dead!
Evelyn: Well, I made them DOUBLY DEAD then because I chopped them up into little pieces.
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but the Troy/Abed angst nooooooo
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ugh yes hypothermia fics give all of them to me
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Remember how I said it was ironic that I was on Tumblr instead of working on my paper about self-efficacy, motivations, and accomplishing goals?
Well now I’m writing the paper about why Tumblr is such a distracting force, and how it has destroyed my ability to focus on anything else.
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scrumtrulescent replied to your post: I’m supposed to be writing a paper about goals,…
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alyoo replied to your post: stepdad is telling me about how it’s the woman’s…
i think we’d all be safer if he was put down
see Tumblr understands
I’m supposed to be writing a paper about goals, motivation and self-regulation
but instead I’m on Tumblr
I suspect there’s some irony in there somewhere
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stepdad is telling me about how it’s the woman’s job to raise the kids and do all the housework because that’s what it says in the Bible
SEND HELP I’m drowning in gender roles
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It is two in the morning and I just woke up to find a dead mouse on the bed with me.
Thank you, cats, for this charming middle-of-the-night discovery
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"Part of me always believed you'd be back"
Is that part of you…..
your dick
is it Dean
is it your dick
did it believe
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MY MOM, MY SISTER AND I ARE GETTING STAR TREK...
Science for me, Command for Mom, and Engineering for Jessi!
Obviously we are the most awesome family you have ever met.
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muggleotter replied to your post: Old relatives on my facebook telling me that if I…
clearly your family is crazy. if you think your grandmother would like it. then that is all that matters. DO IT. BE AWEOSME.
Well, the best people in my family are awesome
so awesome that my mom thinks that she, my sister and I should all get Star Trek insignia tattoos! Command symbol for her, science for...
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Old relatives on my facebook telling me that if I got a tattoo in honor of my late grandmother it would be “an insult to her memory”.
Seriously?
Fuck them.
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Named our bong Jean-Luc
After this fine specimen right here:
