February 2011
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A Snowpocolypse is headed toward Springfield!
It’s a storm of historic proportions, ya’ll. Like, the worst winter weather since 1912—we’re predicted to get an inch of ice and up to 20 inches of snow. THAT’S OVER A FUCKING FOOT OF SNOW YOU GUYS. Actual blizzard warnings are all over the weather web sites. It’s exciting! I’ve eaten Blizzards before (from Dairy Queen) but never been in the midst of one...
January 2011
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Yesterday it got up to 70 degrees outside. In...
FUCK YOU MISSOURI STOP TOYING WITH ME YOU FICKLE BITCH.
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I'm worried that my fanfiction is starting off...
I mean, eventually there will be fight scenes and Castiel getting the snot beaten out of him by bad guys, and angst and blood and feathers and whatnot
But right now it’s just been like 20 notebook pages of Castiel crashing Dean’s dreams, and then the two of them + Sammy riding around being snarky to each other and drinking milkshakes and checking into motels and Castiel reflecting on...
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GUYS
GUYS WHAT IF
WHAT IF
What if they invented the technology to give people gif tattoos. Like, it would just appear as a blank gray space on your skin until you picked whatever gif you wanted for that day, and then you could upload it to yourself and just wear it around all day until you got tired of it and picked a new one.
DEEP THOUGHTS PEOPLE.
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I wish I had a screen that I could carry around to...
So whenever my parents are lecturing me on my “immoral ways” I could just display:
When my stepdad makes one of his trademark racist/homophobic/misogynistic comments my screen would be:
And whenever the boyfriend does something nice I can be like:
Whenever someone in class tells a rambling personal story that in no way actually relates to what we are discussing in class:
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arrive-without-travelling asked: Imma eat something and then I'll get on YM okay?
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Nick and his posse are having a fun Saturday night traipsing in and out of the house and I'm like the creepy spinster troll sister who's always home in her pajamas skulking around for food WHAT IS MY LIFE
Even more seriously, how is Nick in this family? He's so odd with his...
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Nick and his posse are having a fun Saturday night traipsing in and out of the house and I'm like the creepy spinster troll sister who's always home in her pajamas skulking around for food WHAT IS MY LIFE
Even more seriously, how is Nick in this family? He's so odd with his...
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Can we pretend that the juice boxes on the...
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Texting with Scrumtrulescent
ThePaisleyElf: “And then my mom said that Dean Winchester reminds her of Skullet (my terrible borderline abusive stepfather) and in my head I was like WOMAN HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK THOSE BLASPHEMOUS WORDS HE IS NOT EVEN WORTHY ENOUGH TO DO DEAN WINCHESTER’S LAUNDRY and it was like a physical pain not to say it.”
Scrumtrulescent: “Nooooo fail. Seriously though. Not worthy...
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Thanks to Tumblr and its beautiful teachings, I have finally learned to adopt the mantra of “Haters Gonna Hate” in response to the negative people in my life. Well, mostly just toward my legitimately psychotic and abusive stepfather and his opinions about what a selfish/immoral/whorish/horrible person I apparently am.
At first it really hurt my feelings when a friend of the family...
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This is my problem
When I see a Cadbury Egg:
When I see a carrot:
When someone offers me a cookie:
When someone offers me a salad:
When I get to eat cheesecake:
When I have to eat asparagus:
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afdjasldjfaskldfj I'm already stuck on my...
CREATIVITY FAIL.
Maybe I’ll just wait until my mom gets all caught up with Supernatural (which shouldn’t take too long because she and my stepdad are trucking through those DVD sets like it is their J-O-B) and make her brainstorm with me BECAUSE THAT IS NOT PATHETIC AT ALL.
I mean, there’s only so much of my fanfiction ramblings that I can subject The Paisley Boyfriend to.
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milleniumfalconpunch asked: I just saw about your blog changing colors and now I'm going to steal this theme, thank you.
threesixfiveproject-deactivated asked: I love how your blog can change colours.
It rocks.
It rocks.
heatbeneathyourwinter asked: I feel like a bad Star Trek fan for not knowing about the missing finger thing. I appreciate your public service.
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“Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness.”
– The Book Thief