A scene from my incredibly exciting life that I...
(Scene: ThePaisleyBoyfriend and I walk out of my apartment to discover that some construction dudes have dug up a huge, long trench right in front of my door.) Boyfriend: “Huh. Looks like they’re messing around with some pipes down there.” Me: “Or maybe they found a DINOSAUR BONE AND MY APARTMENT DOOR IS GONNA BE ON THE NEWS” Construction dude who overhears this:...
One time I was on some….various substances (which shall remain unnamed since I do have some family that might read this) and I watched an ENTIRE SEASON of Reno 911, every single episode, back-to-back, over the course of the entire night.
I really hope that 21 and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch...
If you understand and appreciate this reference, you should be my friend.
Came home from work last night to discover that ThePaisleyBoyfriend had cooked me a surprise dinner—-tortellini with homemade sauce and fancy cheeses!
fromsullenearth-deactivated2011 asked: I am not familiar with any of those except Remus Lupin, but I rather like him.
ThePaisleyBoyfriend is being funny
He’s standing in my kitchen in his boxers and socks, playing “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” on his laptop, lip syncing and making dramatic gestures.
Sometimes, when I’m having a bad hair day, I have sex and then afterward my hair looks so much better. IT MAKES NO SENSE. (Seal gif isn’t particularly relevant, I just like it. Hopefully no one will think that it is supposed to represent my sex face)
eunicemoonice asked: Hahahah in that case, what are your opinions on Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights? And I am obsessed with the BBC Robin Hood series (bar season 3) for reasons I cannot explain. :)
Scrumtrulescent and I are thinking about getting...
Possible options that have been discussed: “Haters Gonna Hate” trampstamp “Look at your life, look at your choices” across our chests Full-back tattoo of the TARDIS Okay but seriously. We’ve thought about getting something done in elvish, because, well, it’s pretty and also because I’m a huge Lord of the Rings dork. We’ve discussed getting the...
Passed by some fanatics today.
They were standing on a street corner with signs saying “God Hates Sin” and, my personal favorite “Women Should Be Meek, Mild, and Covered.” I told my boyfriend to pull the car back around and this time when we passed them, I rolled my window down, hiked my dress up all the way over my ass and hung my bare, high-heeled legs out the window. I said “Hello there...
eunicemoonice asked: Woah Robin Hood, Dr Who and Harry Potter?! :D I love them too!
Date night with thepaisleyboyfriend tomorrow
We’re going out to dinner, to the library, and then to a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Which also means that I finally have an excuse to wear one of the gorgeous dresses that he brought me back from his trip to Boston a few weeks ago. LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.
The Internet at my apartment is shit
I wouldn’t mind so much except that part of what I PAY FOR in my rent is reliable internet access. If I had known the internet would suck so much, I WOULDN’T HAVE MOVED HERE. akldjflsdkjfslkfjasdlkfjowfsifjd Angst of the day.
Writing Lord of the Rings Fanfiction Like a Boss
You know you wish you had my life.
fromsullenearth-deactivated2011 asked: Hahaha I hate that argument so much. They obviously understand nothing about evolution.
"Jerks for Jesus" →
About Christians who say that the actions of other Christians against homosexuality, science, etc are “not Christ-like.” However, are these seemingly friendlier Christians really any better than their picketing, abusive brethren? An interesting article, check it out ya’ll. Especially since today is all about gay rights, we might as well study up on the bigoted idiots people who...